Everyone on the Internet is passive aggressively talking about me

4 comments // Mar 16th, 2011 // Humor

I think EVERYONE who posts passive aggressive status updates on the web is talking about me. Even if we’ve never met, haven’t seen each other in five years, or what they’re posting is literally not applicable to me in any way.

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You’re so vain. I bet you think this blog is about you.


4 responses so far, want to say something?

  1. Dave Huffman says:

    I totally just thought you wrote this about me…

    Mar 16, 2011, 5:43 pm
  2. Dr. Pants says:

    Yeah, I’m pretty sure you made some of these up.

    But I guess now I know that you use purple gift wrap and you eat bananas a lot.

    Mar 16, 2011, 5:47 pm
  3. Minguswaits says:

    Who are you again?

    Is this post about me?
    Twitter is all about me!
    At least I think it is.
    Wait! Who am I?
    Where do these words keep coming from?

    Mar 16, 2011, 5:49 pm
  4. I see you over there, stalking my LinkedIn profile | Being Cheryl: Social Media Marketing Strategist from Columbus, Ohio. says:

    [...] I can identify, I often click over to their profile. And then judge them. Because in my head (see: this) they judged me first. I mean, they searched LinkedIn, found me, and I was what they thought they [...]

    Mar 16, 2011, 7:39 pm

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