Being Cheryl: Social Media Marketing Strategist from Columbus, Ohio.

As part of my New Years Resolution to blog more, my life dream of entertaining the masses and my own personal boredom, I’ve decided to take questions via Twitter/blog comments/Facebook/e-mail/IM/text/whatever the hell other way you know of to contact me every Monday morning before noon. Ask me anything. Ask me to tell a joke. Ask me what I ate for dinner last night. Ask me some deep question about social media. I’ll answer it.

And thus, this first Ask Cheryl post was born:

Mike Dodd:
What the first pop culture icon you had a crush on? Is that a good question
Cheryl:
It was a toss up between Justin Timberlake and Ginger from the Spice Girls - and I think that speaks volumes about me, haha

Matthew Russo:
How do you get work done with all the Twitting you do?
Cheryl:
I keep both Tweetdeck and Twitterfox off to the side at all times so I can stay in the conversation and tweet WHILE doing my job

Steven Phillips:
What are your current favorite TV shows?
Cheryl:
I’ve recently gotten into Mad Men, which is a fabulous show, but I highly enjoy Nip/Tuck and Weeds as well! Also a fan of the Daily Show and Colbert Report, Family Guy, Iron Chef America, Scrubs and House.

Kathy Riordan: (she had too much fun with this lol)
1) Toilet paper rolls. Do you put the roll on so it tears off from the top, or the bottom?
Cheryl:
I HATE people who put the toilet paper roll so it tears from the bottom! It’s makes the simple act of wiping extremely complicated
2) Mayonnaise, or Miracle Whip?
Cheryl:
Miracle Whip tastes like straight fail. Give me some good ol fashion artery clogging mayonaise anyday
Cheryl:
3) Wendy’s or Mcdonald’s?
As the 2005 McDonald’s Employee of the Year for the state of Ohio, I HAVE to say McDonald’s hehe
Cheryl:
4) Paper or plastic?
Do stores even OFFER paper anymore? That flimsy, rippy crap is beneath me. Plastic all the way. Or the eco-friendly options of no bad/reusable bag.
5) Straight up, or on the rocks?
Cheryl:
I rarely drink liquor - I’m a beer or wine gal

Robert Wheeler:
1) How does one protect themselves from Killer bees.
Cheryl:
Step 1) Pick your worst enemy Step 2) Cover them w/ pollen Step 3) Strategically place them as killer bee bait as far away from you as possible within viewing distance Step 4) Laugh heartily
2) Will the Cavs EVER win it all?
Cheryl:
Much to the annoyance of @dhall614 I have to hate on the Cavs and say… probably not, hehe

Miekel71 (?)
What are your New Year’s pledges?
Cheryl:
In theory, my New Year’s resolutions are to drop down to my pre-Columbus weight, blog more and meet at least one new person every week. In theory.

Josh Wilson:
Can you get syphilis from a rabid squirrel?
Cheryl:
Um, I’m not sure but seek a doctor and stay the hell away from me.

Doug Hazelman:
Are you a good idea?
Cheryl:
AM I A GOOD IDEA?! ARE YOU FREAKIN’ KIDDING ME, HAZELMAN?! I’m a bloody BRILLIANT idea!

Welp, that’s all the questions I’ve got today. Look forward to next Monday morning’s edition of Ask Cheryl - submit questions through Twitter, blog comments or e-mail (cherylelizabethharrison[at]gmail[dot]com

And stay classy, interwebz