Yesterday I discovered the text art accompaniment to a CSI Caruso one-liner.

BUT MY BLOG KEEPS BREAKING THE @$%#^$ CHARACTER IN THE LITTLE SQUARE SUNGLASSES SO THIS IS A SCREENSHOT.

YEEEEAAAHHHHHHHH!

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Shit I wrote other places:

• 614 Magazine: Dazed and Infused
• 614 Magazine: Brownie Points
• Drink Up Columbus: Columbus is about to get Cray
• Drink Up Columbus: This is your beard. This is your beard on hops.
• Drink Up Columbus: California wine with Columbus roots-Zanon Zinfandel
• Drink Up Columbus: Drunk Brunch-The Table
• Drink Up Columbus: Happy hour drink AND food deals in Columbus

Shit that happened elsewhere:

• I was on news radio 610 WTVN discussing the possibility of Stone Brewing coming to Columbus
• I was on the local NBC station talking about the same thing. We really want Stone Brewery in Columbus!
• Ohio Tavern News interviewed me for this feature about craft beer in Ohio
• I’m hosting the ninth Beers and Board Games Club meetup on Tuesday, August 5 – come if you can!
• I was on a boat, motherfuckers, don’t you ever forget. That was my first time on a boat. I want more boats. I also ate at the famous Tony Packo’s while we were in Toledo and… sorry ya’ll but that shit is just a hot dog with some shit on it. But I did have a great time touring Maumee Bay Brewing, thanks Shannon!

Shit I Tweeted, Facebooked, Pinned, Google Plus’d, YouFace’d or otherwise shared somewhere on the internet

• Everything wrong on YouTube
• The Simpsons/Family Guy crossover we always wanted
• Dice shaming
• If Google was a guy
• There’s a world balloon convention and the sculptures are awesome
• Here’s a device to help you make it rain on dem hos
• Middle-aged Harry Potter books
• The anatomy of songs
• May Poppins can’t live below the poverty line

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