My old car is finally gone.

Yes, the Cavalier that was once home to a family of squirrels and that has been sitting in front of my house for months collecting rust and serving as a sort of redneck piece of flair.

I was going to post a picture of the car being towed away and maybe embed the Hulk walking away music but then I didn’t because Doctor Who was on. So here’s the only picture of the Cavy that I can find, taken right after a tree fell on top of it at Myrtle Beach because this car had REALLY GOOD LUCK.

So goodbye, Cavalier, my first car, my faithful friend sworn enemy. I hope that after they melt you down for scrap metal you are resurrected as literally anything besides a Chevy.

The Cavy, 2000-2012.